Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Dancing with the Stars

This will probably be my last blog post for awhile, since I'm having hand surgery tomorrow.  I promise I will be back.

The new pairings for Dancing with the Stars have been announced.

  • Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas
  • Nancy Grace and Tristan MacManus
  • Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke
  • Chynna Phillips and Tony Dovolani
  • Elisabetta Canalis and Val Chmerkovskiy
  • JR Martinez and Karina Smirnoff
  • Ron Artest and Peta Murgatroyd
  • Ricki Lake and Derek Hough
  • David Arquette and Kym Johnson
  • Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer
  • Hope Solo and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
  • Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunskaya

The pair I will most likely root for is Carson and Anna.  I find Carson entertaining and Anna is easily my favorite pro ever.  Plus I'm looking forward to Anna's expressions whenever Carson started spouting off.  I feel sorry for Peta Murgatroyd - she's a new pro this season after being part of the DWTS troupe last year, and she's stuck with Ron Artest.  Now Ron can be extremely charming, but he's also a loose cannon.  We'll see which Ron Artest shows up on DWTS.  Plus if the NBA lockout ends, he has to go back to his day job as a Lakers forward.  

Chaz Bono is the first transgender contestant to compete on DWTS, and he's paired with Lacey Schwimmer. Now Chaz is the son of Cher, so I'm hoping some of her genes will rub off and make him entertaining.  Let's see how long it takes before someone start asking Elisabetta Canalis about George Clooney, and how many different ways she would be coy about her ex.  I don't really care about Kristin Cavallari, Nancy Grace, Chynna Phillips, Rob Kardashian, JR Martinez, or Ricki Lake.  

David Arquette would be an interesting contestant.  He seems like he could be a decent dancer, and considering how quirky he is, he's probably a decent entertainer too.  I wonder if Courteney Cox will show up to cheer him on.  Hope Solo is an athlete, and athletes generally do pretty well in this competition.  Plus she's paired with Maksim, and Maks will push her hard.  

My (very early) prediction is that the winner will be David Arquette.  

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Warehouse 13 Recap - Episode 308 - The 40th Floor

This episode is definitely one of the best and one of the darker ones in Warehouse 13 history, and it is really fast paced.  It also moves the Warehouse 13 mythology forward by quite a bit.  Another sci-fi casting - Kate Mulgrew, aka Captain Janeway from Star Trek: Voyager, shows up as one of the Warehouse 13 regents, Jane.

The story started with a voiceover about how the Regents have served the Warehouse faithfully throughout the years.  As the voiceover is going on, we see a pretty horrific scene of one of the Regents, Theodora Stanton, being tortured by Sally Stutowski using the doorknob that she stole from Claudia and Jinks in the last episode.  We see the doorknob burning Theodora until she was immolated and disintegrated.  At the Warehouse, Artie explained how Sally was tied to four regent deaths in the past year, and Theodora was the fifth one missing.  Pete stated that it was time to talk to Sally.

Sally was in a bar in Atlanta, and Pete and Jinks approached her.  She played up her southern belle charms, but Pete put a picture of Theodora in front of her and demanded to know what she knew about the disappearance.  Sally played dumb, but attacked Pete after pretending that she was going to leave with them. As she ran outside, she ran into Myka, who promptly used the Tesla on her.  When Pete came out of the bar, he saw a mysterious guy (we found out later his name is Marcus) in a car watching, and then he drove off when he saw Pete looking at him.

The team took Sally back to the bar, where they searched her purse and found the doorknob, which was promptly dropped into a safe bag.  Sally said smugly that what was done is done and done.  Artie pulled out an empty piece of parchment, and Sally joked about how they were going to torture her with it.  Artie said Warehouse agents don't torture people to get information, but they have other means of finding out the information.  He told Myka and Jinks to put Sally's hands on the parchment.  Artie said the parchment used to belong to Sir Henry Morton, the famous explorer who supposedly said, "Dr. Livingstone, I presume," when he found the missionary David Livingstone.  When Sally's hand was pressed on the parchment, it turned into a map who told them where she had been in the past 12 hours.  A space on the map was marked with an X that indicated she had been there more than once.

The team went to the address, which ended up being a very tall skyscraper (the title did say the 40th floor).  When they entered the building, they were greeted by two guards who were unimpressed by Artie's NSA badge.  Artie told the team to leave while telling Claudia to take care of the guards.  She released a Tesla grenade that knocked the guards down.  While checking the guards, Artie noticed the tattoo of the eye of Horus on one of the guards, and found a name card that stated Diana K. Snow on one side and Suite 4013 on the other.  Artie told Myka to come with him, and for Claudia and Pete to examine the building's security footage to see what Sally was doing there.

Jinks was standing guard over Sally at the bar, and Sally started playing mind games with him.  She said that the Regents were not good and virtuous, and she could prove it.  Mrs. Frederic arrived at that moment and told Sally she would be very interested to hear what she had to say.  I have to say that I love CCH Pounder - she always lends the perfect amount of gravitas to everything.

Claudia and Pete were checking the security footage and saw Sally and another man entering the building dressed as painters.  Using Sally's SIM card, Claudia found an address related to a phone number that Sally called the most in the past 48 hours.  Artie told Claudia and Pete to check them out.

When Artie and Myka knocked on the door of suite 4013, one of the Regents, Kasan, is there with two other Regents - Jane and Phillip.  Artie wanted them all to evacuate immediately, but the Head of Regent Security, Jackson, gave them a hard time.  Artie explained that Sally, who had been picking off their fellow Regents, and another associate were seen entering this building.  The Regents stated that this location was only chosen three hours ago, but clearly the situation had been compromised.  Jackson agreed that they needed to leave, and wanted them to get into the elevator.  Myka suggested the stairs, but Jackson won out and they got into the elevator.  The elevator went down a few floors when the brakes suddenly engaged and the elevator came to a stop.  Jackson gave Myka a boost through the top of the elevator, and she saw that the cables were slowly being destroyed by some reddish, fiery material.   Myka asked Artie if he had the grappler, and Jane made a comment that it was not standard Warehouse-issued equipment.  Myka said it was standard in 1849, which referred back to the fact that she got the grappler from H.G. Wells.  They used the grappler to keep the elevator in place while they forced open the door and escaped.  Just as the last person, Myka, came out of the elevator, the cables completely broke and the elevator crashed to the ground.

Mrs. Frederic told Sally to drop the southern belle act - she knew Sally was from Connecticut.  Mrs. Frederic also told Sally that she would pay for what she did to the Regents, who were also her friends.  Sally said the Regents started this, but it was not explained what "this" was.

Claudia and Pete went to the address, and it turned out to be a bank.  Sally's partner, James Aquino, was in there to close his account and to transfer his money to a Grand Cayman account.  Claudia found out that according to Interpol, Aquino was a demolitions expert who was wanted in nine countries.  Artie called Claudia to tell her about the elevator having been compromised with the reddish, fiery corrosive material, and that it was possible Aquino still had whatever caused it.

Pete entered and silently flashed his badge to evacuate as many people as possible.  He got closer to Aquino, but Aquino saw his reflection on a silver desk lamp.  He pulled out a spray can from his bag and took the banker hostage.  He sprayed the banker's back with the corrosive material, which caused the jacket to burst into flames.  Pete and Claudia ran after Aquino and saw him entering a black car.

Myka and Artie investigated different stairwells and found that they were both compromised with the same corrosive material.  Jane had gone with Myka, defying Jackson, who was still being a jerk.  Jane and Myka talked while going to check the stairs, and Jane made a comment about how she stayed on top of what Myka and Pete were up to.  Phillip suggested that since they could not go down, then they should go up.  The group went to the rooftop, and Kasan found that a helicopter could get there in 30 minutes.  Artie pointed out the reflection of their building in the opposite building to Myka, and they saw the corrosive material working its way up.  They realized they did not have 30 minutes.

Pete and Claudia talked to Artie on the Farnsworth.  Pete told Artie about the artifact (the spray can), and Artie said that explained the Anarchy symbol that they saw.  Artie said they had to find the spray can soon.  Pete and Claudia realized they could use the footage from traffic cameras to see where Aquino went.

Mrs. Frederic took a call from Kasan and told him that she would do whatever it took to get the information from Sally.  As Mrs. Frederic was talking to Sally, we saw that she was attempting to slip a ring off her finger behind the chair where her hands were duct-taped together.  Mrs. Frederic showed Sally an artifact from Unit  731, a special Japanese military unit during WWII that performed human experiments and biological warfare research.  The artifact was a badge from the commander of unit 731, and it simulated drowning when pressed against a person.  Mrs. Frederic had no problems using it on Sally to try to get the information out of her about the spray can and how to stop it.  Jinks looked horrified at the torture.

Pete and Claudia realize they can use traffic footage to see where he went, because Aquino was on the run and he was probably not paying attention to traffic signals.  They found him by following the red light violations.  Claudia also found that he had rented a private jet out of a private airport.  Claudia had a device that allowed her to hack into Aquino's GPS and gave him directions to where they wanted him to be.

Mrs. Frederic continued to torture Sally.  Jinks tried to stop it by saying that studies have shown that intel obtained under torture was not usually reliable, but Mrs. Frederic kept going.

Artie spotted a window washing rig on the 15th floor that might be their way to get out.  On their way down the stairs, Jane told Myka that she was reinstated because she was a natural born leader, and that they were all meant to be there.  Myka said she did not believe in destiny, but Jane said at the time the Warehouse needed them the most, all of them answered the call.  She said if that was not destiny, then what was destiny?  They tried to make their way down, but the stairs were already corroded up to the 17th floor.  Everyone else made it back up, but Jackson was caught by the corrosive material.  He told Myka to save Phillip no matter what it took, and ended up falling into his death.  We saw him being immolated and disintegrated as he touched the corrosive material.  Myka had to tell Artie, Jane, Phillip, and Kasan that Jackson died.  Jane comforted Myka by telling her that Jackson knew the risk of his job, as did Myka, and they were "not out of Dodge, yet, so cowboy up!"

Mrs. Frederic continued to torture Sally, who told her to go to hell.  After another application of the artifact, Sally told them that the spray can came from the Berlin Wall, but she did not know how to stop it.  Jinks continued to be really horrified and finally pulled a gun on Mrs. Frederic to stop the torture.  While they were arguing, Sally slipped off the tape, hit them both with a chair, and escaped.  Mrs. Frederic told Jinks that now he had to deal with the consequences of his actions.

Mrs. Frederic talked to Claudia and Pete, and they realized that the artifact came from East Berlin, where the young East Berliners used to spray paint anarchy signs on the Berlin Wall as a symbol of their rebellious spirit.  So the spray paint can turned into an artifact that could corrode more than just walls.  Pete and Claudia cornered Aquno and pulled the Teslas on Aquino. Pete told Aquino that he just wanted the spray can and how it worked.  Aquino said that either Pete killed him or "he" will, and Pete was confused as to who "he" was.  Pete tried saying that they could protect him, but Aquino said either way, he was dead.  Aquino sprayed the corrosive material into his mouth and he was immolated and disintegrated.  Pete and Claudia bagged the can, but it did not stop the effects in the building where Myka, Artie, and the Regents were.

The ceiling started coming down in the room, and a piece of the ceiling hit Kasan and caused his head to bleed.  Phillip was trapped under another piece that had the corrosive material, and it was making its way up his body.  Phillip said there wasn't enough time, and they had to make the transfer now.  He pulled his sleeves to reveal a wide, metal band.  Kasan said it was the Remati Shackle, and that Genghis Khan went to great and terrible lengths to create it to make sure Warehouse 7 remained under Mongol control.  He said no Warehouse agent had ever seen what they were about to witness.  Kasan pulled out a key that was used to unlock the bracelet from Phillip's wrist and transferred it to Jane's wrist.  Jane did not want to leave Phillip, but Phillip told her that she must leave him and that she was the Guardian now.  The corrosive material reached Phillip and he was immolated and disintegrated.  Artie used an artifact to disintegrate the window, and used Frank Lloyd Wright's pick up sticks to make a ladder (this was a pretty cool artifact).  Artie said Frank Lloyd Wright's son used to play with these sticks to copy his father's designs.  Artie climbed down first, followed by Kasan.  But before Jane and Myka could climb down, the corrosive material reached the ladders.  The window washing unit could not go up, only go down.  Jane and Myka told Artie and Kasan to go, and they would find another way out.

Artie and Kasan reached the ground.  Emergency personnel rushed to them, and Artie told the fireman that it was toxic chemical spill.  The fireman said they were not prepared to deal with that, but Artie said he had a team coming and that there was nothing they could do.  He told the emergency personnel to get out of the area ASAP.  Artie told Kasan to get medical attention after Kasan kept repeating that Jane had to be rescued.  He saw the big Anarchy symbol on the wall next to where he was standing, and the corrosive material was originating from it.

Jane and Myka were walking down the hall trying to figure out what to do, and Myka asked what they would do if there was a fire.  Jane got the idea to pull the firehoses from the wall - there were two on every floor, and they could use the hoses to go down four floors at a time through the elevator shaft.  Jane said this was a trick her husband taught him (this would be important later).  They used the hose to go down four floors.

Pete and Claudia pulled up to Artie, and Pete had to be stopped from going in to rescue Myka.  They figured out that on the Berlin Wall, the German taggers were constantly drawing over each other's graffitis, and they needed extreme emotion to neutralize the corrosive material.  Pete started painting a blue peace sign over and over again over the Anarchy sign.

Jane and Myka opened an elevator door, but it was full of debris.  It appeared that they were trapped.  However, Pete's spraying over the Anarchy sign seemed to work to stop the corrosive material.  The reddish, fiery material turned blue and stopped corroding the building.  Myka and Jane noticed the effects and they hugged in happiness.  Myka said she had a feeling Pete had something to do with this, and Jane said he was a good partner.

We saw Sally entering a room to report to the man in the wheelchair, who we assume was the big bad "he" that Aquino was talking about.  The man chastised Sally for failing to bring the building down and killing the people inside, and Sally said it appeared that they had more resources that they thought.  Sally said that Mrs. Frederic had no problems crossing the lines, but she was working on Jinks and he seemed to start to believe them.  The man said it did not matter, and from behind Marcus came and injected something into Sally, who collapsed and died.  Marcus said it would look like she had an undetected heart defect, and he would make sure she was found.  The man said that Marcus was a good friend, and Marcus left the room.  We never saw the man's face.

Myka and Jane were rescued, and Pete hugged Myka tightly once he found her sitting in an ambulance.  While they were having their moment, Mrs. Frederic, Artie, and Kasan were talking.  Artie said that Claudia traced the number that hired Aquino back to a company called A to Z Technologies.  Kasan said they knew far more about the Warehouse than they knew about them, and Mrs. Frederic and Artie made the point that an enemy with an array of artifacts was not only dangerous, but potentially unstoppable.  Kasan said that until they identified these people, they must modified their defenses.  Once they had been identified, Mrs. Frederic said that they had to strike back hard.  Artie told Mrs. Frederic as they walked away from Kasan that this was not an assassination attempt - they were attempting to destroy the Remati shackle.  Mrs. Frederic said that the shackle functioned as protection - in an emergency, it was the last line of defense for the Warehouse.

Claudia approached Jinks and he told her that he had been fired because he was insubordinate. Claudia said she was insubordinate all the time, but Jinks said he pulled a gun on Mrs. Frederic.  Claudia wanted to talk to Mrs. Frederic to explain the situation, but Jinks stopped her and said he could not do what she wanted.  He walked away.

Pete asked Myka what it was like to babysit a Regent, and Myka said that Jane was pretty kick-ass.  She took Pete to meet Jane.  After she made the introductions and Jane turned around, Pete's face went completely shocked and he said, "Mom?"

That ending totally blew my mind.  Looking back at it, there were definite clues.  Jane stopped Kasan from saying her last name when she was first introduced and she told Myka she learned the fire hose technique from her husband.  Pete's dad was a firefighter who died in a fire.  Later Jane also told Myka that Pete was a great partner.

Mr. Y and I knew that if they hired Kate Mulgrew, it must be something good.  We just never thought she would be Pete's mom.  Pete had previously mentioned that after his dad died, his mom was always busy and never spent that much time with him and his sister.  It appeared we'll delve more into his background and see what she has been up to.  Perhaps she had been involved with the Warehouse from back then, and maybe Pete's dad's death was also Warehouse-related.  I can't wait for the next episode!

Monday, August 29, 2011

2011 MTV VMAs

MTV aired the 2011 Video Music Awards yesterday.  Ironic, considering that MTV hasn't aired actual music videos in awhile.  In fact, can you even see music videos on TV anymore, or are they all only viewable online nowadays?

I didn't watch the VMAs, but googled all the performances today.  Highlights were Bruno Mars's tribute to Amy Winehouse, singing "Valerie," and Adele's "Someone Like You."  Both were excellent, especially Adele.  It was just her and a piano player - such a refreshing change from all the auto-tuned singers.  I always get her song "Rolling in the Deep" in my head whenever I hear it.  If you haven't heard Linkin Park's version of this song, you should check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iojPsyCXq4

Lady Gaga spent the whole show in drag as her alter ego, Joe Cardelone.  The result was...odd, to say the least.  One thing you have to admire her for: she is certainly dedicated.

The biggest news that came out of the VMAs was that Beyonce is pregnant.  She's about three months along with her baby with Jay Z.  Now that baby will have a recording contract from the moment he/she comes out of the womb, just like how some university is already offering tennis scholarships to the kids of Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

American Ninja Warrior

Mr. Y and I have been watching a lot of TV since we've been stuck indoors for a couple of days due to the hurricane.  One of the most interesting things we watched was American Ninja Warrior on G4.  If you've never seen it, it's strangely fascinating.  Basically this is a very serious version of Wipeout, and similar to parkour.  These guys go through several stages and bootcamp to be one of the 10 people who go to Japan and compete on the world's craziest obstacle course called Mount Midoriyama.  The obstacles include things like the Spider Jump, Rolling Escargot, and Half-Pipe Challenge.  Thousands of people have tried, but only three people in the history of the obstacle course have finished all four stages, all three Japanese (the show that airs the tournament is called Sasuke in Japan).  One drop means it's over for the competitor.  

The people who compete in this competition are pretty much obsessed.  Some built their own obstacle courses at home to practice.  Others quit their jobs to train full time.  A lot of them have jobs or background that would seem to gear towards this competition, like stuntmen or gymnasts.  There are some contestants who come back year after year, like Brent Steffensen, Travis Furlanic, and David Campbell. 

American Ninja Warrior is easily G4's highest rated show, and this year NBC aired the season finale.  The American who finished all four stages would win a $500,000 endorsement contract with K-Swiss.  Alas, no American finished the course again this year, so the endorsement contract remains unclaimed.  

Hurricane Irene Update

Hurricane Irene has finally passed our area, and thankfully we are OK and did not lose power.  Unfortunately there are parts that are flooded and a lot of people without power, and no one knows yet how much of mass transit is affected.  We've watched a lot of Hurricane Irene coverage, and all the pictures and videos are frightening.  There were fires, downed trees, deaths, floods, and just massive destruction.  One particularly memorable video is of a concrete lifeguard house getting moved by the water in Long Island, and a road split in half in the Outer Banks of North Carolina.

Everyone is not out of the woods, yet, because there are still possibilities of storm surges and flooding.  The most dangerous thing would be the downed power lines, especially in water.  In times like this, everyone is glued to updates and news on any medium they can find, from computers to television to battery-operated radios if you have no power.


Saturday, August 27, 2011

Cayetana

Still hunkering down for the hurricane.  To completely change the subject, let's talk about Spanish royal the Duchess of Alba, more colloquially known as Cayetana.  She is one of Spain's most famous and most wealthy aristrocrats, has more titles than any noble on Earth, according to the Guinness Book of Records, and has more estates than the Queen of England.  She is the current head of the 539-year-old House of Alba.  She is also 85 years old and in October will be married to a man 24 years her junior, 61-year-old Alfonso Diez Carabantes.  Her groom comes from much humbler background - he is a civil servant.  

Cayetana has had a colorful life.  Her full name is Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva.  She is descended from King James II of England.  She has outlived two husbands, and has six children.  According to reports, some of her children were vehemently opposed to her current marriage until she decided to split up her vast wealth in advance, and Alfonso Diez had also formally renounced any claim to her wealth.  

She is apparently quite a fixture in Spanish and European noble and social scenes, and had recently had plastic surgery.  You can see some pictures and read more stuff about her here:




Friday, August 26, 2011

Hurricane Irene Watch

We've been watching a lot of coverage online and on TV about Hurricane Irene, which is scheduled to hit this area tomorrow.  It's kinda funny watching the Weather Channel people.  They are so serious, but there's a sense of suppressed glee that they finally have something major to report on.  They also have so many graphics and technologies - I didn't realize you can view a hurricane in so many different ways.

The woman who does my eyebrows told me that she had a client who called and asked if they would be open tomorrow, and she said no.  The woman apparently demanded that they open because she needed to get her waxing done.  Really, lady?  Your waxing is way more important than people's safety?  That's entitlement, right there.  

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Ready Player One

I just finished this great book called Ready Player One by Ernest Cline.  It's set in a dystopian future, starting in year 2044.  In this world a genius named James Halliday had created a virtual world called OASIS, where most of the citizens of the world spent their time to escape the bleak reality.  Before Halliday died, he decided to hide three keys in OASIS that would unlock three gates.  Whoever solved the game first would win Halliday's entire fortune.  The protagonist of the book is an overweight high school senior from a trailer park, Wade Watts, who was the first to get the first key, and set off on an adventure.  Along the way he met friends and had to dodge real villains who would commit murder to get what they wanted.

Halliday loved the 1980s, so all of his clues were related to the pop culture of the 1980s, including role-playing games, video games, music, and movies.  The novel is definitely chock-full of 80s nostalgia, from War Games to Dungeons and Dragons to Rush.

I highly recommend the book to anyone, not just those who grew up in the 80s.  It's a great mix of mystery, romance, thriller, and sci-fi.  The writing is very accessible and the book will move quickly.  It has gotten great reviews from everyone, so definitely check it out.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Warehouse 13 Recap - Episode 307 - Past Imperfect

This episode was again split into two storylines: Myka and Pete in one and Claudia, Jinks, and Artie in the other.  Another alum from a cult fantasy/sci-fi show makes a guest appearance here: August Richards, who played Gunn in Angel.  He showed up here as one of Myka’s former teammates, Zach.

Myka and Pete

Backstory: Myka had a Secret Service partner and lover, Sam, who were killed in the line of duty with Myka watching.  Myka had always thought his death was her fault.

Myka and Pete were in Union Station in Denver to retrieve an artifact.  Myka acted as lookout while Pete pretended to be a maintenance man.  He unscrewed a plaque and found a hollow hiding place behind it full of spikes.  Myka reminded Pete to wear his gloves as he was about to reach in.  While she was looking around, she saw the man who killed Sam in the train station, Leo.  She told Pete she needed to check something out, and ran to chase him down.  She almost had him when Pete touched one of the spikes and the artifact burned a hole in his glove.  The artifact then started attacking him.  Myka went back to help Pete, and lost track of the man.

Pete and Myka were looking at security footage in the train station's security office.  Myka saw Leo leaving from the northeast exit, and Pete and Myka ran out.  They did not see him on the streets, and Myka got emotional and mentioned how she researched everything about Leo after Sam's death.  Pete suggested that they contact the Denver Secret Service office, Myka's old team.  Myka was afraid that they had never forgiven her.

At the Denver Secret Service building lobby, Myka saw a display to honor fallen agents, and one of the pictures was of Sam.  She flashed back to when she and Sam were together.  Pete came over and Myka said she had something to tell him.  Pete said the FBI agent (referring to a previous episode) told him that Sam was married when Myka had an affair with him.  Myka said Sam had been separated from his wife for about a year before they got together.  Myka's old teammate, Zach, showed up and welcomed them.  He said that he was now the Director of Investigation, which would have been Sam's position if he hadn't died.

Pete, Myka, Zach, and another one of Myka's old teammates, Jim, were together in a room looking at data. Myka and Pete eventually figured out that Leo was dressed so casually, while he would normally be in a suit, because he was pretending to be a tourist.  Leo had hopped on one of those tourist buses, and the last stop was the United States Mint.  They had twenty minutes before the bus would arrive at the U.S. Mint.  The four of them went out to the U.S. Mint with Myka giving orders.  Jim and Zach made a comment about how Myka was acting impulsively and emotionally, which was typical of her.  Pete looked confused because in his experience, Myka was normally the cautious, rational one.

Myka and Leo saw each other through the bus, and Leo made a run for it.  He knocked over Jim in an alleyway with Pete chasing him, but then he disappeared.  Myka was upset and yelled at Pete.  While Jim was getting checked out by a medic in an ambulance, Myka saw Pete doing some sort of experiment.  She went over to join him and asked what he was doing.  Pete said he was trying to be Myka, since at the moment Myka was the emotional one, so he was going through it step-by-step.  They figured out that there was no way Leo could have jumped out of that alley that fast.  Pete pointed out to Myka that when there was something unexplainable, usually an artifact was involved.  Myka said she was going to go back through Sam's files again, but this time as a Warehouse agent.

Myka was looking at Sam's button and his calendar, and flashed back to the day that he died.  Sam had approached Myka and told her that he wanted to take her out to dinner.  He showed her an envelope that he said he was going to give to her later and told her that it was a game changer.  Zach showed up and told Sam that they had intel that Leo was going to be at the National Building, and asked if Jim was going to be Sam's backup.  Sam said Myka was going to be his backup.  In the present time, Jim came in and asked how Myka was doing.  Myka said she didn't find anything, and asked Jim if he knew what Sam was going to give her that night.  Jim said he had no idea, but that Sam's personal effects had been sent to Allison, his wife.

Myka and Pete were sitting in a car outside Allison's house.  Pete offered to come in with Myka, but she said she had to do it on her own.  Allison was surprised to see Myka, and the two of them had an awkward conversation.  Myka explained that she was still trying to track down Sam's murderer, and that Sam was going to give her something that night.  She asked Allison what was in the box of Sam's personal effects.  Allison said there weren't much, just office things, change of clothes, keepsakes, a picture of Sam and Allison, and a picture of Sam and Myka.  Allison admitted that she was really angry at Myka, because although the marriage had broken up long before, Myka was a reminder that Sam had moved on.  Myka made the move to leave and mentioned that it was probably a card or something that Sam was going to give her, and Allison remembered the card.  She found it in a cupboard, and gave it to Myka.  Myka opened it in the car with Pete, and found that it was a blank card that played the song "Car Wash."

Myka got a call from Zach that Leo had been spotted at the train station, and they drove over.  Myka and Pete met up with Zach and Jim, and Zach explained that he had men covering the exits.  Myka said she wanted to play this straight up - no chasing.  She asked Pete to stay behind because last time her partner confronted Leo, he died, and she did not think she could survive another one.  Pete said he would do it this time just for her.  Myka, Zach, and Jim confronted Leo, who stood up and held his arms up.  Myka blinked and all of a sudden Leo had a gun in his right hand, but he looked confused.  Zach yelled that he had a gun and shot Leo dead.

While the crime scene was being processed, Myka told Pete that something was wrong.  Pete told her to trust her instincts.  She looked at Leo again and realized that he was holding the gun in his right hand, while he was actually left-handed.  They eventually figured out that they must be dealing with an artifact that altered time, enough to give Leo a chance to escape earlier and for someone to plant that gun in Leo's hand so he would take the fall.  They compared watches, which had been synchronized earlier, and figured out that Myka's watch was behind Pete's by 47 seconds.  They talked to Artie, who figured out that the artifact was from the USS Eldridge, the ship involved in the Philadelphia Experiment.  The Philadelphia Experiment, which the U.S. Navy had declared as a hoax, was an experiment done to attempt to cloak the ship, but it only worked for 47 seconds.  The artifact replicated the effect by allowing the user to freeze time for everyone else within a certain radius while he himself can move through it.

Myka threw a tantrum about how she was quitting the case because she failed every step of the way.  Pete tracked Myka back down outside and told her that she should not give up.  Myka eventually remembered that Sam always had a backup plan, and looked for the card again.  She said that Sam knew she hated this song and would have made her listen to it to the end.  They listened to the song to the end, and after the song ended there was a recording of Leo's voice.  Leo was talking to an agent about how he was going to kill Sam at the National Building that night.  Myka said only two other agents were there - Zach and Jim, so one of them must have been working with Leo.  Myka stated that it was time for her to be impulsive to figure out who did it

Myka and Pete ran into Jim on their way to Zach's office, and told him to come with them to confront Zach.  They confronted Zach about being Leo's partner.  Zach denied it and Pete blinked, and all of a sudden a gun showed up in Pete's hand.  Zach pulled out his gun and shot it at Pete, but at that time Myka saw Jim holding the artifact.  She and Jim fought over it and it stopped time.  Jim said he knew that Sam suspected him when he picked Myka to back him up the night he died, so he had Leo killed Sam.  Jim used the artifact to hold Myka back by 47 seconds so Leo could kill Sam.  Myka thought what happened to Sam was happening all over again with Pete and tried to take care of it, but the device started ticking again.  Jim was going to pick up the artifact, but Myka kicked him and just as time unfreezed, Jim was in the path of the bullet and was shot.  Myka and Pete explained to Zach what happened.  Pete asked Myka if she felt better that it was over, and she said no.  Pete held her to comfort her.  Back in the lobby, Pete was waiting for Myka and Myka explained what she told the FBI agents.  Pete congratulated her on solving the case, even if it used a last minute, impulsive sting operation.  Myka figured out that Pete knew before, but he had to let her come to her own conclusions.  Allison showed up because Zach had called her, and Myka gave her Sam's button.

Claudia, Jinks, and Artie

In the meantime, Claudia and Jinks were tracking down an artifact in a Wisconsin farm.  They were pretending to be from one of those Antique Roadshow-type show to look for a valuable doorknob. In reality, they were looking for the doorknob from the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory, where a tragic fire claimed the lives of 146 garment workers.  The garment workers were locked in and could not get out in the fire.  This artifact was powered by the pain and suffering of the workers, which made it dangerous.  They sorted through a lot of doorknobs.  When Jinks picked up the artifact, it burned through his gloves and he had to stick his hand in a pitcher of iced tea to cool it down.

Claudia and Jinks went outside and saw a dog near their car.  They were attacked when they were about to enter the car.  Steve was hit with a dart, and as Claudia was about to help him, she got hit, too.  She caught a blurry glimpse of a car before she lost consciousness.  When they woke up, the artifact was gone.  Claudia mentioned that she saw a car but she didn't see any details.  They contacted Artie and explained what was going on.  Artie suggested that they brought the dog back to the Warehouse because it might have seen the license plate number of the car.

Artie explained to Claudia and Jinks that they were going to use fezzes that used to belong an old vaudeville act called Mr. Mental and Coco (a monkey).  Mr. Mental had rigged Coco's fez to be a transmitter of its brain waves to the receiver inside Mr. Mental's fez, so he can essentially read Coco's mind.

Artie sat across from the dog, and instructed Claudia and Jinks on how to put the fezzes on.  They were warned to keep the fezzes on.  The fezzes were put on the heads simultaneously and Artie and the dog immediately had a connection.  Artie barked out three numbers.  At that time a scarab from a previous episode came out and the dog went chasing after it. Artie went into a trance and Jinks and Claudia chased after the dog.  Claudia and Jinks chased the dog all over the Warehouse without any luck.  Claudia saw an artifact that could help, Pavlov's bell, but the side effect was excessive drooling for 24 hours.  She rang the bell and the dog came, but she got the side effect and drooled a lot.  They brought the dog back and Artie snapped back into attention.  Artie “barked out” three more plate numbers.  Claudia looked up the plate numbers, and found that it was a rental car.  She found the driver's license used to rent the car, and Jinks and Artie immediately recognized her as FBI Agent Sally Stutowski, although she was using a different name on the license, Helen Goldby.  Claudia asked if they knew her, and Artie said it was worse, because she knew them.  

Monday, August 22, 2011

The Glee Project

Oxygen has been airing a reality show this summer called the Glee Project.  The winner gets a seven-episode stint on Glee during this upcoming season 3.  The finale of the Glee Project was Sunday night.  There were four finalists: Alex, Lindsay, Damian, and Samuel.

There was a twist ending - there were two winners!  Both Damian and Samuel won seven-episode stints on Glee, and the other two finalists, Alex and Lindsay, each got a two-episode stints.  Ryan Murphy is really stocking the cast to prepare for the eventual departures of current stars.  I think using the kids from the Glee Project is not a bad idea - these kids have been through Glee boot camp, if you will, and the Glee insiders already know their strengths and weaknesses.  None of these kids can match the current stars, yet, but if they bring them in as underclassmen, it would make sense for them to develop over the years (assuming they last that long).

One of the patterns that I noticed throughout the Glee Project is that they are quick to get rid of people who would be difficult to work with, or put them in the bottom three.  It makes sense that considering the long hours people work on Glee, they don't want to deal with difficult people.

I can't wait to see how Ryan Murphy and Co. incorporate these characters and how they interact with the current stars.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Kim Kardashian's Wedding

Anyone who even glances at the entertainment news this weekend would know that Kim Kardashian got married this weekend to NBA player Kris Humphries.  Some people in the press are even calling it the American Royal Wedding, which is pretty ridiculous.  Now if Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get married, that is probably a better argument for an American Royal Wedding.

If you don't pay any attention to entertainment news, then you are probably wondering - who are these people?  Let me do a quick recap.

Kim Kardashian:

- daughter of the late Robert Kardashian, one of O.J. Simpson's lawyers
- former BFF of Paris Hilton
- sex tape with Brandy's brother, Ray J
- popular reality show on E!, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which stars Kim and her family
- famous for her "assets"

Kris Humphries:

- NBA forward who last played with the New Jersey Nets, but currently an unrestricted free agent, and that's about it.

So yes, even more than usual, the bride is the focus of attention here.  I have seen some preliminary pictures, and she certainly looks beautiful.  A little heavy handed on the makeup, but that's her usual style.  They certainly look happy together, so my sentimental side hopes that it will last.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Asian Singers

I was watching a repeat of So You Think You Can Dance Season 6 episode, and a South Korean pop group performed.  The group is called the Wonder Girls and they have five girls.  Fans of K-pop probably already know who they are, but I remember this was the first time I saw them.  They performed the song, "Nobody," which was a pretty bland, typical pop song.

This group reminds me of another Asian pop group that I saw on So You Think You Can Dance this season, Blush.  Blush is interesting because it's a Pan-Asian group.  Their members were found through reality shows that aired all throughout Asia, and the final group consists of girls from India, South Korea, China, Japan, and the Phillippines.  Their first single, "Undivided," featured Snoop Dogg.

I was racking my brain to think of individual Asian singers (both Asian-Americans and Asians) who actually managed to make it big in the United States, and I can't think of any.  There are Asian singers who are better known as actors here, like Rain, Andy Lau, and Jay Chou, but not as singers, and there are Asian-Americans in successful bands Apl.de.Ap. (Black Eyed Peas) and Mike Shinoda (Linkin Park), but no individual Asian stars at the level of Justin Timberlake or Lady Gaga or Jennifer Lopez.  Out of curiosity, I googled Asian singers in the United States, and this interesting article came up:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/04/world/americas/04iht-singer.4787848.html?pagewanted=1

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Burger Joints

Mr. Y and I were watching The Best Places I've Ever Been, a show on the Travel Channel where hosts like Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, Adam Richman, etc. talk about their favorite places.  In this episode they talked about their favorite burger joints.

Adam Richman mentioned that his absolute favorite burger place is Red Mill Burgers in Seattle.  This is also kdipity and Mr. dipity's favorite burger place.  The burgers do look amazing, and the toppings look so yummy.  The stack of bacon on the grill does not hurt, either.  Next time we're in Seattle we definitely have to try that place. 

They also talked about various other places with good burgers and fries, including some of our favorites like DB Bistro Moderne, Maison, and my personal favorite, In N Out.  Mr. Y's favorite burger is the one at DB Bistro, which is a burger with short rib and foie gras.  It is very tasty, but I'm still an In N Out devotee.  

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Bachelor Pad - Ames Brown

So it appears that Ames Brown's stint in Bachelor Pad has ended.  I didn't watch the show, but kept up with the recaps to see what he's doing.  He survived the first elimination, and hooked up with Jackie Gordon, an assistant teacher from New York who was one of the ladies vying for Brad Womack in The Bachelor season 15.  They did not want to be seen as a power couple, so they split up in the first challenge, but both lost.

Jackie got eliminated in the second episode, and after saying goodbye to her, Ames chased after the limo and hopped in.  He said to Jackie, "Is there room for one more?"  He called it the "happiest limo ride in Bachelor history," and he's probably right.  He gave up his chance for $250,000 for Jackie.

Romantic, right?  Of course right after the episode aired the news came that they had already broken up after only a couple of weeks.  http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/08/16/bachelor-pad-jackie-ames-break-up/

So much for happily ever after...  But at least he left with his dignity intact, which is really all he can hope for.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Warehouse 13 Recap - Episode 306 - Don't Hate the Player

This episode is split into two separate stories, one with Myka, Pete, and Claudia, and the other with Artie and Jinks.

Myka, Pete, and Claudia

The episode opens in a coffehouse where a guy is playing the guitar and singing at the open mike.  Claudia was picking up a large order of coffees with Pete, and Pete told Claudia that she should try singing and playing the guitar there.  Claudia brushed him off.  Her cell phone rang, and a guy named Gibson frantically told Claudia that Fargo needed her help.

A little backstory: Douglas Fargo, played by Neil Grayston, is a crossover character from another Syfy series, Eureka.  At Eureka he is known to cause multiple accidents.  He had shown up in a Warehouse 13 episode last season, and Claudia had gone over to Eureka.

Claudia, Pete, and Myka rushed to Palo Alto, where Fargo and a friend of his, Jerry, were sitting on the couch with virtual reality headsets on, but their heartbeats were spiking.  Claudia tried prying off the headset, but it did not work.  Gibson explained that Fargo and Jerry were playing a video game, but he could not get them out and their heart rates had been going up and down. Gibson showed them a video on a computer that Fargo did to tout Fargames, a virtual reality game that he developed with Jerry and Gibson.  The game is played using a device called BRAID (BioElectric Reality Augmentation Interactive Device).  Claudia figured out that BRAID never worked by itself.  Gibson explained that the only way it worked was for them to drink tea from a special tea set, which was an artifact.  

The team called Leena, who found that the tea set was previously owned by Beatrix Potter, author of the Peter Rabbit series.  The Warehouse had one of the four cups, and the whole set had been on Artie's most wanted list for years. The tea set is known to stimulate the imagination part of the brain.  Myka remembered seeing Potter's first editions in the Warehouse, and asked Leena to track it down.  

Fargo and Jerry kept seizing, and Claudia said the only way to help them was to get into the game.  Claudia reconfigured one of the headsets to be a communication device, so they can talk to the real world.  To test it out, Pete drank the tea and went into the game.  Gibson was able to talk to him through the headset and told him to look at his belt.  On it, Pete had a white game controller.  When Pete pressed the button on it, he instantly woke up in the real world.

With that, both Pete and Claudia drank the tea and went into the game.  Pete was a gladiator (because he told Gibson that he wanted to be a bad ass) and Claudia was an elf (because she told Gibson that she just wanted to be "myself"... and Pete told her she should have enunciated better... get it?).  They noticed that the castle was basically Warehouse 13.  They were greeted by in-game Artie, who was a crazy, overenthusiastic version of Artie named General Arthur.  General Arthur explained that they had to fulfill a quest to win the game, which involved getting a key and rescuing a princess.  

Myka was reading the first editions and it showed some very graphic scenes, not quite the child-friendly Peter Rabbit she remembered.  Pete and Claudia went down the yellow road and after going around for awhile, they ran into a hooded figure on the ground shackled to a disco ball.  [Mr. Y - The next scene had a lot of very strong Scott Pilgrim vs. The World elements, including in-game sound effects and first person shooter points-of-view.]  Pete tried to cut off the chains, but it did not do anything.  Claudia pulled out her vial of purple liquid and deduced that since the disco ball was an artifact, she should use the purple goo on the shackles.  That worked to release the figure, who turned out to be Leena with wings.  This started a whole in-game joke about how all Pete could notice was Leena's ample bosom.  Leena thanked them and gave Claudia a feather.  She told Claudia to use it if she needed her help, and then flew away.  As Claudia and Pete walked away, a large, furry creature followed them dragging an ax on the ground.

They entered another room which looked like the Warehouse's Dark Vault.  Claudia noticed a key on a pillow, and collected it.  When she was walking back, she noticed that part of the floor was quicksand.  A hand came out from the sand, and Pete used his sword to pull him out.  The guy in the quicksand turned out to be Fargo.  In the real world, Fargo's heart rate went down.  But then the creature turned up, and took all of their controllers, which meant they could not get back to the real world.  Pete tried to engage the creature in battle, but he cut through Pete's shield with the ax.  So they ran.  

Fargo said the quicksand and the creature were not original parts of the game.  Pete talked to Myka on the communicator, and Myka told them that Potter's first editions were more like dream journals and very dark.  They figured out that the tea set was magnifying their fears in addition to their imaginations, and brought their fears to live in the game.  Fargo said that he used to have nightmares about drowning, and then he ended up in quicksand.  They decided they had to finish the game to get out, so the next step was to go to the Black Tower to rescue the princess.  

Myka was trying to figure out what was in Jerry's subconscious, but Gibson had no idea because they never talked about it.  Myka remembered seeing a picture of Jerry with a girl in a mug, and figured out from looking through Jerry's phone that her name was Hannah.  Hannah came over and was really confused as to what was going on and was very scared for Jerry.  She explained to Myka that they broke up a week ago because he kept promising that he was going to propose, but he never did, so she got sick of it and broke it off.  

Pete, Claudia, and Fargo made their way through a familiar white tunnel to the tower.  Fargo said there was something he needed to tell them before they opened the door, but Claudia opened it before he could say it.  It turned out that the princess was a silly, giggly version of Claudia with an enhanced bosom.  Pete had the best line in response, "Really, you didn't see this coming?"  

They found Jerry cowering in the corner, but before they could do anything, the creature showed up again and killed the princess.  The creature then went to Jerry and revealed itself to be a freaky version of Hannah.  Hannah then took Jerry out of the tower.  They tried following them, but ran into a fiery dragon.  Fargo said the dragon was part of the game.  They raised Myka on the communicator, but Pete's fear of losing communication was realized and they got cut off.  Claudia remembered the feather, and used it to call Leena.  She called her steed, which was a griffin with wings, to take them off the tower. 

They found Jerry in a guillotine-type device.  Jerry was apologizing to Hannah about not proposing and about how he was afraid she was going to say no.  Hannah put a candle near the rope holding the blade up to burn it down slowly.

Claudia started to feel her fear, which manifested itself in the form of the doctor who treated her when she was in psychiatric care.  He told her this was all part of her delusion and that her brother was dead (a reference to the first season).  All of them ended up in straight-jackets and Claudia was tied down to a table.  The doctor was administering electroshock on her when a figure in a red hood showed up to temporarily freeze the doctor and the guy holding Pete and Fargo.  Claudia killed the doctor herself.  It turned to be Myka, who came into the game to save them.  Claudia said it was cathartic to kill the doctor.  They decided to split up - Myka and Claudia to release Jerry and to talk to him, while Pete and Fargo tried to distract the creature.   Pete and Fargo fought the creature and Myka and Claudia convinced Jerry to propose to the creature to save all of them.  He finally pulled out a massive ring, proposed to the creature, and the creature turned into normal Hannah.  All of them came back to the real world and Hannah and Jerry reunited.  

Claudia faced her fears and performed at the coffeehouse to huge applause.  Myka and Pete were seen being silly after putting the Potter tea set together.  Fargo shut down Fargames and Jerry proposed to Hannah for real.

Artie and Jinks

Artie and Jinks were in a New York gallery meeting up with FBI Agent Sally Stukowski, played by Ashley Williams.  (Sidenote: Mr. Y and I always think of Ashley as Victoria in How I Met Your Mother).  The first episode of the season established that she was working for some sort of big bad, but we don't know who he is and what his objective is.  Sally explained that she called them in because they specialized in weird.  The curator of the exhibit fell two stories from the window, but his body looked like it had fallen from much higher.  Artie and Jinks looked around, and Artie spotted a significant painting on the wall, Van Gogh's Stormy Night.  Artie pretended that he agreed with the coroner's verdict of suicide, and made ready to leave.  As they were leaving, he told Jinks that they had been looking for that painting for years, and that they had to come back to steal it later.  Sally did not look like she believed him.  

Artie and Jinks came back at night and Artie disarmed the various security systems using a couple of devices.  One of them, the Eclipse, turned off the lasers for exactly 42 minutes and 59 seconds, which Artie explained was how long the Dark Side of the Moon was.  Jinks asked if Artie was a Pink Floyd fan, and in typical Artie fashion, he shot it down.  Sally showed up and told them that unless they told her what was going on, she was going to re-activate the security system.  

Sally expressed skepticism that they could replace the painting and no one would notice.  Artie pretended that he heard something and Sally went to investigate.  While she was gone, Artie told Jinks to take out a blank piece of canvas from the purple tube that he was carrying, and using Guttenberg's memory paper and camera, printed an exact replica of the Van Gogh on the blank canvas.  Sally came back and accidentally sneezed on the Van Gogh, which activated the painting and a storm started in the gallery.  The strong winds were pulling them away when Artie managed to spray some purple stuff on the painting to stop the storm. 

Artie, Jinks, and Sally replaced the painting with the copy, and as they were about to leave, a piece of leaf had gotten stuck on the Eclipse and deactivated it, causing the security system to come back on.  Sally took the tube and managed to get out of the room before the steel doors came down, as Artie and Jinks looked on in shock.  

Artie and Jinks were sitting in the back of a police car arguing about Sally and whether to tell the policemen who they were when a policeman showed up and told them he was talking them to headquarters.  All of a sudden Sally showed up and claimed that Artie and Jinks were part of her anti-terrorism squad, and the policeman released them.

Sally apologized to Artie and Jinks and told them that she had always planned to catch up with them later.  She returned the painting to them.  Artie and Jinks walked away, but Artie couldn't shake a feeling that something was wrong.  We see a guy in a cab giving Sally a nod, and Sally looking pleased with herself. 

Sally reported to a shadowy guy in a wheelchair and said that it was done.  We flashed to the warehouse, where the painting started rippling and tons of metal bugs started flying around.  

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Austin Powers IV

Mike Myers is reportedly close to signing a deal for a fourth Austin Powers.

This news brings mixed feelings for me.  I really liked the the first Austin Powers, but I did not think the second one was as funny and I thought the third one was terrible.  Plus after being parodied and spoofed so many times, the references to Austin Powers have become dated.  Ten years have passed since the first movie.  After such a long time, can Austin Powers still be funny?

I'm trying to think of movies where a fourth one comes out so long after the first three, and how they normally fare.  One movie that immediately came to mind was Indiana Jones IV.  I did not think it was as terrible as some people found it, but it was nowhere as good as the first three.  Another example was Star Wars I.  I realize Star Wars I was supposed to be a prequel, but it was still the fourth movie in the order that they came out, and I would argue it was the worst one of the series.

Perhaps it isn't fair to compare these movies to Austin Powers.  After all, when Mike Myers is on, he is hilarious.  He has disappeared from Hollywood after the failure of The Love Guru (with the exception of the Shrek movies and a small part in Inglorious Basterds).  Hopefully the break has given him new ideas and he can bring the funny again, but doing a fourth Austin Powers seems to be a move in the wrong direction.

Friday, August 12, 2011

The Fresh Beat Band - Changing Actor and SYTYCD Connections

My son used to watch The Fresh Beat Band a lot on Nickelodeon Jr., but hasn't been into it in the past few months.  Today Mr. Y saw an ad for the new season of The Fresh Beat Band, and noticed that one of the characters looked different.  It turned out that the original actress who played Marina, Shayna Rose, has been replaced with a new person, Tara Perry.  According to their wikipedia entry, Shayna left to get married and to pursue other projects.

This is not the first time that The Fresh Beat Band has changed actors, but kept the same character.  Between the first and second season, the original actor who played Reed, Hadley Fraser, was replaced by Patrick Levis.

I always wonder why they decided to change the actor and not just changed the character.  It would seem to be easier to explain to the kids that the previous character left and a new character came in, rather than to explain why the same character looked different.  I'm pretty sure if my son is still watching The Fresh Beat Band now, he would notice that Marina looks different.

The Fresh Beat Band also has a lot of connections to So You Think You Can Dance.  Several SYTYCD choreographers have choreographed for The Fresh Beat Band, such as Mandy Moore, Chuck Maldonado, Sean Cheesman, and Nakul Mahajan.  A few SYTYCD alums have also appeared on The Fresh Beat Band: Legacy, Mark Kanemura, Tony Bellissimo, as well as Harry Shum, Jr. from Glee.  I'm sure there are other dancers that I'm missing, especially since we haven't watched it in awhile.  Mr. Y thinks that Tadd Gadduang from this season's SYTYCD would be perfect for The Fresh Beat Band, since he's so smiley and energetic.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Lost Connection

My friend adiva called me tonight to let me know that she saw Carlton Cuse at Uchi in Austin.  Carlton was one of the executive producers of Lost, along with co-creator Damon Lindelof.  He was brought in to work with Damon after co-creator J.J. Abrams left to do the Mission: Impossible III movie.  His other credits include The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. and Nash Bridges.  

As an aside, adiva said Uchi was fantastic.  Uchi is a Japanese restaurant with Tyson Cole at the helm.  Tyson won the James Beard award in 2011.  If you're in the Austin area, it's definitely worth checking out this restaurant.  

So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Finale

Tonight was the season finale for So You Think You Can Dance.  Cat was beautiful in a short red dress, and a lot of the judges came back, including the hilarious Jesse Tyler Ferguson.  The judges and Cat chose their favorite dances from the season.  Some of my favorites made the list, including the top 10 guys Christopher Scott routine with the doors, Sasha and Twitch in the Misty Blue Christopher Scott hip hop, Marko and Melanie as the statues by Travis Wall, and Tadd and Lauren in Mandy Moore's stylish jazz routine set to Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust."  I did wish we had seen more from Iveta, who only danced the top 20 routine.

Of course the point of tonight was the results.  Stop reading here if you don't want to know.

Fourth Place: Tadd

Third Place: Marko

Second Place: Sasha

Winner: MELANIE!!

I was very happy with the result.  I felt that Melanie was the best dancer from the beginning, and seemed to be an incredibly nice and sweet person.  Congratulations to Melanie, and I hope to see her a lot in the future.

Final random question: what's with Alexander's blond hair?

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

So You Think You Can Dance Season 8 Performance Finale

Just finished watching the So You Think You Can Dance season 8 performance finale.  The guest judges tonight are Kenny Ortega and Katie Holmes.

I like the four finalists.  I would be OK with any of them winning, although my favorite is Melanie.  Melanie is such an amazing dancer and actress, and appears to be really goofy and sweet in real life.

My top five favorite routines tonight:

1) Melanie and Robert's contemporary routine choreographed by Stacey Tookey
2) Melanie and Tadd's jazz routine choreographed by Ray Leeper
3) Marko and Lauren's contemporary routine choreographed by Tessandra Chavez
4) Sasha and Marko's Broadway routine choreographed by Spencer Liff
5) Tadd and Joshua's hip hop routine choreographed by Lil' C.

The one disaster was the cha-cha with Sasha and Tadd.  I don't know what Mark Ballas was thinking.  That cha-cha choreography was horrible, and the two dancers looked so uncomfortable.

Random celebrity sighting in the audience: Priscilla Presley

Cat is fantastic as usual.  She even tried to get Melanie a job with one of the tonight's judges, Kenny Ortega, who's remaking Dirty Dancing.  She totally deserves the Emmy nomination, and I would love it if she wins.  Emmy voters, please make it happen.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Warehouse 13 Recap - Episode 305 - 3...2...1

This episode flashes back and forth between the present time, 1893 London, and 1962 Greenbury, Ohio.  It also marks the return of last year's villain, Helena "H.G." Wells, played so brilliantly by Jaime Murray.

1893, London, England

The episode started at a location near Warehouse 12 in London, England.  There was a man in a frock coat who ran into someone he knew, but a horn sounded, there was a soundwave hitting the man, and he disintegrated into dust.

1962, Greenbury, Ohio

A man was on a bicycle and looking at birds, when he saw a tangle of metals on the ground.  A horn sounded, a soundwave hit the man, and the man disintegrated into dust.  We found out later that his name was Doug Varley.

Present Time, Pittsburgh

The same horn and soundwave hit a man fixing a billboard on top of a building, and he also disintegrated.

Pete was sitting in a diner across from the building that had the billboard, and he was eating a piece of pie.  Myka came in and made fun of Pete for eating a pie and they were in a middle of investigation.  Pete defended himself by stating that the power had gone out and the pie was going to go bad.  He also pointed to the waitress, and stated that the waitress heard the sound of a horn before the power went out.  Myka mentioned that she went up in a cherry picker to investigate the billboard, and part of it had a strange edge where it disintegrated, and there was strange white dust.

Back in the Warehouse, Pete was angry that he wasn't consulted about a decision, but Artie said that the Regents had approved it.  He twisted a black sphere and Helena Wells showed up.  Similar to the first episode of the season, it was just her consciousness being projected.  She was being physically held in an unknown prison.  Helena was there because back when she was an agent for Warehouse 12 in the late 1800s, they were investigating similar deaths.

1893, London, England

The action flashed back to 1893, and Helena was at a house party.  Her brother Charles, who pretended to be the H.G. Wells who wrote the stories, were entertaining some women with his stories.  Helena was obviously annoyed that her brother was taking all the credit for her stories.  An older man, Vincent Crowley, went up to Helena and stated that people had no idea what she was capable of.  A young man, Wolcott, ran in and told Helena and Vincent that there had been a curiosity, which is a ping in the present vernacular.  They had another hit on the stolen artifact.  Vincent stated that maybe he should go with Helena instead of Wolcott, because two agents already died when the artifact was stolen.  Helena said she and Wolcott would be fine.  Wolcott brought Helena up to speed when she was changing.  He stated that the latest incident occurred in Duncan near Piccadilly, and he had the policeman stand guard so Helena would get to investigate the crime scene herself.

Helena and Wolcott went to the crime scene, and found white dust.  Helena found a piece of papers with a series of numbers of it, and dropped some dust into a test tube.  She deduced that the victim was Sir James Eddington, a famous astronomer.  She said she and Eddington were working on a project together, and he was killed to prevent him from getting to the Observatory.  Helena said the man with the horn was out to stop Eddington, and she and Wolcott hurried to the Observatory.

Present Time, Warehouse 13

In the present time, Artie ran to some archives room and found the parchment that refers to the horn.  The artifact is Joshua's Trumpet, an ancient horn who emits such power that it pulverizes everything in its path.  It was used by Joshua in the fall of Jericho, and inspired the Legend of How.  Helena explained that she might not be able to help the current team that much because she thought she ensured that no one would get a hold of the horn again.  Pete was continuously giving Helena a hard time and making snide comments about her.

1893, London, England

When Helena and Wolcott got to the Observatory, Helena showed Wolcott the project she was working on with Eddington - it was a rocket.  She opened the main engine area and it turned out someone had put the horn there as a power source.  Two guys held them at gunpoint and the villain showed up - it turned out to be Vincent.  Vincent said the British Empire was waning and there were even talks about moving the Warehouse to America.  He planned on using the rocket to make a statement about British power and ensured British dominance for another 100 years.  Wolcott asked Helena when she knew, and she said she knew it had to be someone close to her when she discovered that her diary was facing the wrong way in her drawer, and it was implied that Vincent and Helena were lovers.  While he was busy with the rocket and set a timer, Helena and Wolcott overpowered the men with the guns and Helena ran to redirect the rocket.  Vincent fought to stop her, but Helena dropped him to the floor and succeeded in turning the wheel to redirect the rocket.  The rocket took off.

Present Time, Warehouse 13

Pete was still giving Helena a hard time, and Helena explained that she thought she had sent the rocket to the stars.  Claudia said what went up must have come down, when Artie came back with some files.  These were Jack and Rebecca's files, Warehouse agents in the 1960s (who were introduced in a rather poignant episode back in Season 2)

1962, Greenbury, Ohio

Two teenagers were making out in a car, and then they stepped out to see the tangle of metal that killed Doug Varley.  They saw Helena's crashed rocket with the horn attached when the horn sounded and pulverized a cow.  The two teenagers ran back to the car.

Present Time, Pittsburgh

A unseen man had mounted the horn on a satellite dish and was heard to say that he needed more power.

Present Time, Warehouse 13

Artie read Jack and Rebecca's files and everyone noted the similarities between their report and what happened in 1893 and at the present time.  Artie sent Pete and Myka to Greenbury, Ohio to see if they can find any evidence, even though Jack and Rebecca noted in their files that the horn had been destroyed.  Pete did not want Helena to come with them, but Artie said she had intel and had to go with them.  He showed them how to operate the sphere so they can call her out.

1962, Greenbury, Ohio

Jack and Rebecca visited the house where the two teenagers were telling their story.  Doug Varley's wife, Nora, walked in with her son Daniel, who was wearing an astronaut helmet.  She wanted to know if the government agents were there to find out what happened to her husband.  Rebecca engaged Daniel in conversation, and Daniel asked her if they were there to catch the aliens who took his dad and bring him back.

Jack and Rebecca went out to the site of the crashed rocket, and attempted to bag the horn, but it was too unstable and started shooting around.  It pulverized many things, including the front part of their car.

Present Time, Greenbury, Ohio

Pete, Myka, and Helena were at the same crash site.  They were investigating the remains of Jack and Rebecca's car.  Myka noted that the edges at the front of the car matched the edges on the billboard.  Pete found Jack's hat and an old copy of Astounding Tales in the trunk.

1962, Greenbury, Ohio

Jack tried shooting the horn with the Tesla, but it only made the horn more unstable.  Rebecca shot it with a regular gun which caused an explosion.  But when they walked over, there was no sign of the horn.

Present Time, Greenbury, Ohio

Pete, Myka, and Helena were walking around the crash site, and Pete found a brass piece that Helena stated definitely came from her rocket.  They told Claudia on the Farnsworth that Joshua's Trumpet was definitely there in 1962, and it was the same artifact they were looking for now.  Claudia said a helicopter was just shot down out of the sky, so someone was amplifying the reach of the horn.  Pete went off on Helena and about how this was all her fault and how people die or leave whenever she showed up.  Myka twisted the sphere to take Helena out, and told Pete that she knew Pete blamed Helena for her leaving, but she came back.

Pete eventually figured out that Daniel Varley, Doug Varley's son, snuck into the trunk of Jack and Rebecca's car back in 1962, and was with them when they were investigating the horn.  The Astounding Tales book was his.  Pete and Myka deduced that, after the explosion, the horn must have flown near the car, where Daniel picked it up and ran away with it.  Pete and Myka told Claudia to find out what she could about Daniel Varley.

The scene flashed to the present Daniel Varley, who was muttering about needing more power on the horn and the star Gliese 581.  He said that this time, "they" were going to hear him.

Claudia and Artie eventually figured out that Daniel Varley was in Pittsburgh, and had been in and out of psych hospitals almost his entire life.  When he was well, he was a genius who had worked at SETI.  The last time he was well, he taught astronomy at West Pa. Tech (a fictional Carnegie Mellon perhaps?).  Pete and Myka headed out there and talked to a colleague of Daniel's, who showed them his office.  He said Daniel was always troubled, and then became obsessed with a personal project before he left.  Pete and Myka noted that he was obsessed with one particular star, Gliese 581, which was 20 light years away.  Daniel's colleague explained that at the end of last year, Gliese 581 was discovered as a series of planets that might support life.  Pete and Myka deduced that Daniel thought his father was abducted by aliens, and that he thought he had found the aliens, so Daniel was planning to shoot the star using the horn. Claudia and Artie mapped the spots of the recent incidents, and found that it originated from an abandoned SETI facility.  They also found that if Daniel tried to shoot the horn again tonight, it would run through Allegheny Field during a Pittsburgh Pirates baseball game, which would kill a lot of people.

Pete and Myka found Daniel at the abandoned facility, but he was protected by some sort of force field, so they could not get to him.  They tried talking to him, but he was determined to set the timer and shoot the horn at the star.  Pete had the idea of bringing Helena back, and Helena took the blame for Daniel's father's death. She was able to breach the force field (since she was only a hologram herself) and talked to Daniel.  She explained how it was just a terrible accident, but causing more deaths was not going to make him feel better or bring his dad back.  Eventually Daniel relented and turned off the timer on the horn.

Back at the Warehouse, Helena and Myka had an awkward conversation while Myka was cataloging the horn about how they were a good team until Helena decided to destroy the world.  Pete came by and grudgingly gave Helena some praise.  Myka then twisted the sphere and Helena was gone.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Blast from the Past

My friend teatime came over for dinner tonight, and somehow we got into conversation about music that was popular in the 1990s, especially the late 90s.  We started looking up music videos on youtube and could not believe how many of the songs we still remember.  We looked everything up from Savage Garden to SWV to Janet Jackson to Mr. Big.  Teatime and I were only a year apart in college, so we knew the same songs that were playing during dance parties.

It's amazing how many of these acts are still touring around in other countries, although very few of them have all of their original members.  Mr. Big, for example, is still big in Japan.  Ace of Base is still touring in Europe.  There are also random entertainment connections, such as one of the members of SWV, Tamara Johnson, who's married to football star Eddie George, and was a contestant on Survivor.

One of the best connections to 90s music is the spoof that How I Met Your Mother did of the "More Than Words" music video.  The band Extreme released "More Than Words" as their power ballad in 1990.  (Sidenote: Mr. Y made the point that in the 80s and 90s, most of the rock bands have to have at least one power ballad, like Extreme's "More Than Words," Whitesnake's "Is This Love," Europe's "Carrie," Poison's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn," and Warrant's "Sometimes She Cries.")

How I Met Your Mother's spoof had Marshall singing "Best Night Ever" accompanied by Extreme guitarist Nuno Bettencourt.

You can check out the original video here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIiLvg58SY&ob=av2e

And the How I Met Your Mother spoof here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QtWLa7zFj4

Sunday, August 7, 2011

The Railway Detective

I've been reading the Railway Detective series by Edward Marston.  I found three of the books at a used bookstore in Fredericksburg, Virginia.  They looked pretty interesting and were inexpensive, so I thought I would give them a try.  I'm a big fan of Agatha Christie and that type of British mysteries, and I'm always looking for new authors with similar styles.  I was surprised to see that Edward Marston was a contemporary author.  Usually these types of series are written by authors who lived around the same time as Agatha Christie, so they have since passed away.  Edward Marston is the pseudonym of Keith Miles, a Welsh author who has written books, plays, radio, etc.  Under the Edward Marston name, he writes four different series of novels, set in different time periods.

I've tried all of his series, and my favorite remains the Railway Detective series.  The books are set in the 1850s.  The main protagonist is Inspector Robert Colbeck from the Detective Department of the Metropolitan Police, now more famously known as Scotland Yard.  At the time, Scotland Yard was still in its infancy.  The mysteries are usually centered around the railways, which became really popular during Victorian England.  I found the mysteries interesting, and the characters pretty well-rounded.  Marston has a gift for describing the details so well that you really feel like you're in Victorian England.  In addition, due to my son's current obsession with Thomas the Tank Engine, I am well-versed in the vocabulary of the railways, so I actually understand a lot of the references Marston puts in his books.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Twins

When I first saw Aaron Ashmore on Warehouse 13 (he plays Steve Jinks), I was convinced that he was also the actor who played Bobby Drake/Iceman in the X-Men movies.  But every time I read about him, people refer to him as Smallville actor Aaron Ashmore.  He was Jimmy Olsen on Smallville.  I was confused since usually they would put the biggest role an actor would have, and I would think X-Men is bigger than Smallville.

Today I looked him up on imdb, but the X-Men role was not listed.  Then I read his biographical information more closely, and it turns out that Aaron has an identical twin brother, Shawn Ashmore.  I looked up Shawn Ashmore, and yup, he was the one who played Iceman.  As another sidenote, Shawn also had appeared on two episodes of Smallville as Eric Summers.  

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Laverne & Shirley

This week I ran into two different references to Laverne & Shirley.  On this past Monday's Warehouse 13, there was a running joke throughout the episode between Claudia and Jinks about which one of them is Laverne and which one is Shirley.  Both of them had wanted to be Laverne.  On today's Man vs. Food Nation on the Travel Channel, there was a tribute to Laverne & Shirley featuring the host, Adam Richman, and Jeremy, the Milwaukee resident who was taking on the challenge in the episode.

I never saw Laverne & Shirley live, but had seen some re-runs.  I remember them being funny, and I thought Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams were totally believable as best friends.  The opening sequence is legendary and has been parodied many times, including on tonight's Man vs. Food Nation episode.  My personality is probably closer to being Shirley, the perky, optimistic one.  

So does that make Mr. Y Laverne?  :)


Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Warehouse 13 Recap - Episode 304 - Queen for a Day

I have decided to recap one of our favorite summer shows, Warehouse 13.

If you don't know anything about the show, check out the Wikipedia entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warehouse_13

Last night's episode started with Artie chasing after a scarab in the warehouse while Pete was chatting on the Farnsworth with Claudia.  Pete wanted to know where the little marshmallows were.  Claudia was at a Civil War reenactment with Jinks, looking for a specific flask.  After hanging up with Claudia and Artie sniping at Pete for not helping him catch the bug, Leena called Pete on the Farnsworth to tell him his ex-wife was at the B&B, which sent Pete running quickly.

Myka came home to the B&B after a trip to Dubai to pick up an artifact, and met Pete's ex-wife, Amanda, in the living room.  Amanda was a major in the Marines, and Pete never told anyone in the Warehouse that he was previously married.  Sidenote: Amanda is played by Jeri Ryan, who is famous for playing the Borg Seven of Nine in Star Trek: Voyager.  It's awesome how Warehouse 13 has hired several sci-fi icons as guest stars, like Lindsay Wagner (Wonder Woman), Rene Auberjonois (Odo on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine), and Jewel Staite and Sean Maher (Kaylee and Simon from Firefly).

Back to the action.  Myka was distracted by Amanda, and left the artifact, a golden metal beehive, on a side table.  Artie also returned and he was sneezing all over the place.  Pete came in and ushered Artie and Myka out of the room.  After some awkward conversation, Amanda gave Pete one of his cherished first edition comic books, and made the move to leave.  Pete asked her what she was really here for, and she finally confessed that she wanted her grandfather's ring back, because she was getting married the next day at a rented castle in the Poconos.  While Pete went upstairs to get the ring, Amanda accidentally triggered the beehive, and a metal bee came out and fell into her bag.  After Pete came back, he apologized to Amanda for being a bad husband back then because of his alcoholism, and gave her the ring.  They agreed that in the end, it worked out for the best for both of them.

After Amanda left, Artie found that the bee was missing from the beehive, and they eventually figured out that the bee fell into Amanda's bag.  Myka and Pete were sent to retrieve it.  At the wedding, the bee pricked Amanda when she was reaching into her bag.  When she hugged the bridesmaids and groomsmen, they turned into worker bees (Mr. Y's note:  in mindset only, they were still physically human) who obsessively followed her as the Queen Bee, but Amanda did not notice.  Pete and Myka told Amanda they needed some time alone with her to explain a problem.  Amanda granted their request, but on the way to find a private place to talk, she saw her future in-laws heading towards her, and told her bridesmaids to keep them away from her.  Unbeknownst to Amanda, the bridesmaids were possessed by the bee and took this order very seriously.  They were seen picking up the future in-laws and unceremoniously carrying them away.

Pete and Myka explained that they needed to look into Amanda's bag, and found the bee.  They immediately put it in their special artifacts bag, and there was a flash and a bang.  They thought it was over.  Amanda asked for a little time alone with Pete, and she also apologized for her part in the failure of their marriage.  Amanda's fiance Michael came in dressed in his Marine uniform, and was introduced to Pete.  To Pete's chagrin, Michael was a nice guy.  

When Myka and Pete were leaving, the groomsmen and bridesmaids started chasing them around.  They eventually ended up in the same room where Amanda was waiting, and blocked the door.  Amanda was furious and confused, and Myka talked to Artie to figure out how they could solve the issue.  Artie was in bed, sick and chugging cold medicine, and trying to read ancient hieroglyphics.  The beehive was an Egyptian artifact from Warehouse 2, and it belonged to an Egyptian Queen Hatshepsut, who created the beehive to control her subjects.  Sidenote: there was a running gag here about whether Artie was sneezing or was saying Hatshepsut's name.  However, the subjects were so obsessed with the Queen that they turned on her, destroying anything that might be against her best interest, no matter what her orders were.  Artie mentioned that the bee was supposed to have a stinger, and Myka noticed that the stinger was missing.  They figured out that Amanda was stung by the bee in the finger, but they did not know how to get the stinger out, since it was somewhere in her body.

Pete had the idea of taking Amanda to the hospital to do an X-ray to find the stinger.  They knocked out one of the groomsmen who was guarding the door with a vase, then tried to sneak out.  On the way out they saw the bridesmaids destroying the reception area, and the groomsmen had captured the groom and were carrying him towards the head table.  Artie explained that they saw Michael as a threat to the Queen, because if he married her, then he would be King and higher than the Queen.  The wedding party tied Michael down and was about to kill him with a sword (the groomsmen were Marines dressed in their uniforms with swords) when Pete, Myka, and Amanda burst in.  Everyone fought each other and eventually Pete managed to free Michael.  In the meantime, Artie figured out that the bee was a magnet and should be held against the left clavicle to draw the stinger out of the body.  Myka quickly performed the task on Amanda, and the stinger came out and returned to the bee.  At that point, the enchantment was lifted and the wedding party was back to normal, albeit with bruises and torn and dirty clothes from the fights.

The wedding did go on and Pete and Myka tried to explain to the shell-shocked and disheveled in-laws that the bridal party ate a bad batch of wild mushrooms at the rehearsal dinner the night before, so they behaved very strangely.  After the wedding, Amanda and Michael said goodbye to Pete and Myka, and Amanda said that Pete and Myka made a good team.  When back at the Warehouse, Pete and Myka were cataloging the beehive when Pete explained to Myka that the reason why he never mentioned Amanda was because he was ashamed of who he was back then, and he never wanted anyone at the Warehouse to know that version of him.  Myka reassured him and, to cheer him up, semi-jokingly told Pete that Amanda's new husband was a tool.

The other story involved Claudia and Jinks, who were trying to find Ulysses S. Grant's flask in the middle of the Civil War reenactment of the Battle of Shiloh.  Drinking from the flask would make the drinker believe that he was really Ulysses S. Grant, and would take the reenactment too seriously.  After fruitlessly looking through a lot of flasks in a trunk, they decided to get dressed in Confederate uniforms to look in the field.  They found a guy who was bruised and battered, and asked him who beat him up.  The guy told him the man's name was Private Johnson.  Claudia was "shot" by a Union soldier, who was in turn "shot" by Jinks.  Claudia was going to go on, but the Union soldier insisted that she was dead.  So she went back to the tent while Jinks kept going.  Eventually he found Private Johnson, but Private Johnson took his role so seriously that he knocked Jinks down and was ready to kill him with a bayonet when Claudia showed up in a Southern belle outfit.  She shot Private Johnson with a mini Tesla that was of her own design.  Jinks looked somber because Claudia in the black wig looked a lot like his sister, who died awhile ago.  They bagged the flask and went back to the Warehouse.  Claudia was looking up the newspaper article about Jinks's sister, Olivia, who was shot by a stray bullet when she was 20 years old, the current age of Claudia.  Jinks came in and opened up to Claudia about his sister, and how she was very similar to Claudia and always had his back.  The last shot was Artie looking fondly at the fact that Claudia and Jinks were beginning to form a tight friendship.

Monday, August 1, 2011

The Bachelorette - Ames Brown

I just found out that one of the men on the current season of the Bachelorette, Ames Brown, is a friend of mdotlin from college.  He made it to the final four, but Ashley Hebert, the Bachelorette, cut him loose after the hometown dates.  He was also (in)famous for getting a concussion after stepping into a Muay Thai boxing ring during a group date earlier in the season.

The press I've read about him seems to agree that he came across as a likeable, funny, nice, intelligent guy, which matches how mdotlin remembers him.  Makes you wonder- what was he doing on the Bachelorette?  But he has also joined season 2 of Bachelor Pad, which EW.com described as "the TV equivalent of an STD."  The contestants in the Bachelor Pad seem to be the usual crazy, fame-whoring types.  Can a nice guy like Ames survive in the Bachelor Pad?  We'll find out on August 8th during the THREE-hour premiere.  Yes, three hours.